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    In Penguintonia, where everything and everyone is literally cool, Zebulon is the coolest. Literally. His blood runs an average of 4 degrees colder than all the other Penguintonians. But being super chill may help him run “The Algidity Ditty,” the hottest karaoke bar in town. He hopes to one day buy the place from Mister Wister.

Favorite Pizza topping? Herring

Doesn't like Elkbar because:
Elkbar only wants to do karaoke to that infernal ska music.

Named by John Mosbey
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